Without the tireless efforts of Mr.Noodles, holding toy steaks would not be possible. He also does the pay roll.

Pawl manages the company's financial resources and has never once contributed to them. He is also key in pest control, but his main task is to sit on important documents.

Our absolutely most essential role. Jeevus brings us whatever we need and does not ask questions. We value his discretion.

Due to high demand for super dumb things in the world, we are constantly hiring and we don't even care what its for. Send us a resume and we'll fit you in somewhere. Thanks.