Accessibility Statement

At Super Dumb Corp, we believe the internet should be accessible to everyone whether you have the latest tech, or whether you're using an ancient laptop held together with stickers.
 

We are committed to making this website reasonably accessible and only moderately confusing.
 

Our goal is to follow recognized accessibility standards wherever possible, while also acknowledging that we are, fundamentally, creative geniuses at work, responsible for such products as our line of stools called Comfy Stumps and our line of Un-Self Help books such as, “No, You’re The Asshole”.
 

That said, we still care deeply about usability.

We strive to:

• Improve screen reader compatibility

• Maintain readable contrast ratios

• Add alt text to images

• Support keyboard navigation

• Reduce weird website chaos where possible

• Prevent anyone from becoming trapped in an accidental pop-up vortex

If you encounter accessibility barriers while using this website, please let us know.Seriously. We want to fix it. Not in a fake corporate “your feedback is important to us” way, but in a genuine “oh no, our website has become too powerful” way.

Please contact us with:

• The page you experienced issues on

• The type of assistive technology you were using

• A description of the issue

• Emotional support, if applicable
   

We will do our best to improve the experience promptly and with at least medium competence.
 

Thank you for visiting Super Dumb Corp.

Have a dumbtastic day!

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