Privacy Policy
Privacy Statement
At Super Dumb Corp, we respect your privacy as much as we respect extremely unnecessary product ideas.
This website may collect limited information when you visit, including things like browser type, device information, pages visited, and other boring invisible internet statistics that every website seems to collect now. This data helps us understand things like:
Which products confuse people the most
How many visitors are emotionally affected by “Your Ex” scented candles
Whether anyone actually clicked on “Comfy Stumps”
If you contact us, subscribe to updates, purchase products, or voluntarily hand over your information to our highly sophisticated art corporation, we may collect details such as your name, email address, shipping information, and whatever else is reasonably required to send you a sweater inspired by an extinct turtle.
We do not sell your personal information to third parties.
Frankly, that sounds exhausting.
We may use trusted third-party services for things like:
Payments
Website analytics
Email newsletters
Shipping logistics
Other mysterious backend internet wizardry
These providers may temporarily process your information solely for the purpose of making the website function like a real business instead of an elaborate hallucination.
Cookies may also be used on this website. Not real cookies. Internet cookies. Although honestly, we would prefer real cookies.
By using this site, you acknowledge that:
The internet is weird
No website is perfectly secure
We are trying our best
You are voluntarily engaging with a corporation that sells sadness-themed gum and possibly ghost sheets.
You may request access to, correction of, or deletion of your personal information by contacting us.
Unless legally required otherwise, we will not intentionally retain your information longer than necessary, or longer than the average lifespan of a novelty hotdog concept.
If you have any questions about this Privacy Statement, please contact us and a highly underqualified but well-meaning member of SDC will attempt to assist you.